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09.06.2025 00:46

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Mega-Tsunamis That Shook the World for 9 Days Revealed in New Satellite Images - Gizmodo
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
AI Links Early Life Risks to Behavioral Challenges at Age Five - Neuroscience News
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
They put up a sign reading
—
Hysterias & Posteriors
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No way
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!